Saturday, March 28, 2009

Various Artist Ft

Various Artists featuring Cee lo Green, Brend - Open Happiness

Ok, why the hell do Cee lo Green and Brend get special treatment? What makes these bozos so special? Why are they not included as part of the Various Artists?

This is what royaly annoys the hell out of me with this crap music today. Every one is Ft in every one elses songs. God forbid they decided to do a tour. You got 10 songs out, all contaning Ft artists. Like you really are going have all Ft artist on tour with it. Come on. I guess you suck so bad that you require other popular artists in your song to help promote your music case you SUCK!.

Oh wait, that is true. That and your writing ablity also is pathedic. Cause you are covering songs from song that were made in 1990. Damn you. Learn to sing, learn to write good quality music or get off the radio!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

twitter is runin my edumcation

Twitter is making me spell things wrong just to get it to fit.

echo: you mean lik
echo: even levin wrds out sentce

Yup, my point exactly. So many times I have wanted to use spell check to correct a word. But I can't. Cause if I correct it, I will be 1 letter to many in the window.

This complelty throws proper grammar out the window. Instant messaging was bad, that got people to shorten phrases to acronyms to get something said over and over out faster. RTFM, LOL, BRB.

But combine that with a limited amount of characters, and things get pretty interesting. A good majority of tweet'ers don't say enough to use up the 140 character limit. 'I'm having eggs and bacon for breakfast' or 'On the commode having an epiphany'.
But other try to cram a paragraph in their, and it can't be done with out breaking the rules.

Shame on technology for ruining what the government is paying to make us smart. Why have schools anymore. The internet will teach you everything!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Touch pad



Looking for a sound sampler device. Something basic, Has a audio out, can be RCA, 1/8, XLR. no real preference. You can either record strait to the unit, or connect via usb and add a sound file.

Objective. Me have SIT tone to help combat telemarketers. I currently use a small mp3 player that I have hooked to the phone line with a separate device. I have to turn the mp3 player on, and takes about 5 seconds before it auto plays. I would like a simple device that Is always on in some sort of way. And all I need to do is push a bump button and it plays the wav clip.

If they still made Yak Pak's I could mod one of those. A small electronics kit would work too. Or a good suggestion for a birthday card or xmas card that you can record your voice and pays back when you open it up. Suggestions?

Phone Auto Google Search



Telemarketers are back at it again. That big spam server that was taken down at the end of last year. Didn't that server also host phone telemarketers? anywho...

I like to SIT them when they call but don't get a chance to google the number that showed up on caller ID until after the call has ended/disconnected. I want to know if there is a program that utilizes my modem in my computer.

Objective: Phone rings. Modem (that is connected to the phone line) reads the phone ID, just like a caller ID does, then auto google searches the number (Does not pick up the call).

Second option: Is there a caller ID that is USB or internet abled that will either tell the computer to search, or searches google for you.

Monday, March 2, 2009

enough with the iest


Ok We have seen them all, they are not all that spectacular as you think. Oh which to choose tonight. I could watch, Worlds Scariest, Nature's Deadliest, World's Dumbest, or World's Strongest. These are all shows that are on right now. My question becomes, What makes you any better than the other shows that were air'ed earlier this week, or earlier this month, or even year?

They use the term iest, or est on the end of basic words to make it sound even more spectacular. But its not! You are just dullin down peoples fear. They see this crap over and over and over, if you have browsed youtube'ed for 5 minutes. You have already seen all these High speed chases, or the creepiest spider craw no where, or the most painful accident. ALL CAUGHT ON TAPE.

Oooo wow, caught on tape. *twirls finger* ah humm.... I thought tape was out, its all digital now. What are they going to use for a slogan? Caught on a spinning disk? Caught on flash with flash?

Not to mention. If you have watched even one of these shows, then you have seen them all. They all air the same videos of the same wrecks, chases, stupidity. They just air them in a different order or some times group them up in the Worlds Scariest car chases, or boat accidents, or police situations and then re-air it all over again. No that sequel to The most outrageous crap 2 is the same crap, just played in a different order.

They use the same audio tracks too and same background sound effects. Watch one of these shows with police chases. Watch a few of the videos then ask your self... How in the world did the chopper cam hear the police sirens from 200ft in the air, yet didn't hear it's own blades swigging through the air? Or that the 'field agent' following the stolen car in Brunswick sound exactly like the perusing cop of a hit and run in Las Vegas?. And how come the sirens all sound the same. Or that some how they cut between the chopper cam and the dash cam, and the siren magically sounds continuous. Insted of choppy like the video is.

If you can't come up with new content for your station, then get off the air