Ok We have seen them all, they are not all that spectacular as you think. Oh which to choose tonight. I could watch, Worlds Scariest, Nature's Deadliest, World's Dumbest, or World's Strongest. These are all shows that are on right now. My question becomes, What makes you any better than the other shows that were air'ed earlier this week, or earlier this month, or even year?
They use the term iest, or est on the end of basic words to make it sound even more spectacular. But its not! You are just dullin down peoples fear. They see this crap over and over and over, if you have browsed youtube'ed for 5 minutes. You have already seen all these High speed chases, or the creepiest spider craw no where, or the most painful accident. ALL CAUGHT ON TAPE.
Oooo wow, caught on tape. *twirls finger* ah humm.... I thought tape was out, its all digital now. What are they going to use for a slogan? Caught on a spinning disk? Caught on flash with flash?
Not to mention. If you have watched even one of these shows, then you have seen them all. They all air the same videos of the same wrecks, chases, stupidity. They just air them in a different order or some times group them up in the Worlds Scariest car chases, or boat accidents, or police situations and then re-air it all over again. No that sequel to The most outrageous crap 2 is the same crap, just played in a different order.
They use the same audio tracks too and same background sound effects. Watch one of these shows with police chases. Watch a few of the videos then ask your self... How in the world did the chopper cam hear the police sirens from 200ft in the air, yet didn't hear it's own blades swigging through the air? Or that the 'field agent' following the stolen car in Brunswick sound exactly like the perusing cop of a hit and run in Las Vegas?. And how come the sirens all sound the same. Or that some how they cut between the chopper cam and the dash cam, and the siren magically sounds continuous. Insted of choppy like the video is.
If you can't come up with new content for your station, then get off the air
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